A beauty contest is staged in the barn of a low-IQ dimwit called The Colonel. As you probably guessed, the beauty contest doesn't last too long as The Colonel and his buddies get down to business with the contestants.
Director:
Writer:
Jack Richesin
Colonel
Jacob Often
Danny
John Tull
Junior
Angela Judy
Brenda
Wendy Winders
Julie
Monica Gayle
Carol
Pamella Princess
Singer
Debbie Osborne
Prissy
