Dr. Burke is in love with Ophelia but doesn't have time to propose to her as she leaves for a cruise to the Mediterranean. Also on board the cruise ship is an old school chum of Burke's who plays 'Dr.Dare' in a very popular TV series and who women flock to. Burke decides to join the cruise, but is first apprehended as a stowaway, and then becomes the captain's steward. For Burke, trying to talk to Ophelia is a hard enough task, but he meets some funny characters on board, such as a pools winner and a very stubborn captain.
Director:
Leslie Phillips
Dr. Tony Burke
Harry Secombe
Llewellyn Wendover
James Robertson Justice
Sir Lancelot Spratt
Angela Scoular
Ophelia O'Brien
Irene Handl
Mrs. Dailey
Simon Dee
Basil Beauchamp
Robert Morley
Captain George Spratt
Freddie Jones
Humphrey, the Master-at-Arms
Joan Sims
Russian Captain
John Le Mesurier
Purser
Graham Stark
Satterjee
Janet Mahoney
Dawn Dailey
Graham Chapman
Roddy
Jacki Piper
Pretty Girl
Fred Emney
Sir Thomas Relph
Yuri Borienko
Sick Russian
Gerald Sim
Doctor
Yutte Stensgaard
Eve
Jimmy Thompson
Dr. Houston
Sylvana Henriques
Audrey
Marcia Fox
Jean
Tom Kempinski
Stedman Green
Anthony Sharp
Chief Surgeon
Marianne Stone
Spinster
John Bluthal
Taxi Driver
Jack Armstrong
Passenger (uncredited)
Jack Arrow
Helmsman (uncredited)
Peter Avella
Russian Trawlerman (uncredited)
Joan Benham
Lady Relph (uncredited)
Celestine Burden
Mélisse Relph (uncredited)
Maurice Bush
Russian Trawlerman (uncredited)
Norman Chappell
Waiter (uncredited)
Maxwell Craig
Russian Trawlerman (uncredited)
Geoffrey Davies
Dr. Dick Stuart-Clark (uncredited)
Keith Denny
Fan (uncredited)
John Doye
Photographer (uncredited)
Angela Grant
Doctor Dare Fan (uncredited)
Dave Griffiths
Russian Trawlerman (uncredited)
Patrick Halpin
Passenger (uncredited)
Jean Harrington
Nurse (uncredited)
Bill Hemmings
Passenger (uncredited)
Fred Machon
Passenger (uncredited)
Alf Mangan
Russian Trawlerman (uncredited)
Alan Meacham
Passenger (uncredited)
Gerald Paris
Taxi Driver (uncredited)
Luan Peters
Doctor Dare Fan (uncredited)
Ivor Ramsey
Boy (uncredited)
Edith Raye
Passenger (uncredited)
Jessie Robins
Passenger (uncredited)
Terry Sartain
Passenger (uncredited)
Bunny Seaman
Passenger (uncredited)
Sadie Slade
Nurse (uncredited)
Alecia St Leger
Passenger (uncredited)
Guy Standeven
Passerby (uncredited)
Reg Thomason
Passenger (uncredited)
Cy Town
Passenger (uncredited)
Totti Truman Taylor
Guest at Captain's Table (uncredited)
Jim Tyson
Cockney Dad (uncredited)
Colin Vancao
Mustachioed Man (uncredited)
Pearl Walters
Passenger (uncredited)
Bill Westley Sr.
Passenger (uncredited)
Sheila White
Nurse (uncredited)
