After a quayside mix-up with the Italian family of his fiancée, Able Seaman Knocker White finds himself literally left holding the baby. Unable to return it before his ship sails he enlists the help of best mate Puncher Roberts to smuggle the child aboard. But babies are surprisingly demanding and gradually the whole crew is drawn into helping keep it fed and washed - and undiscovered. Even so, the officers above deck start to puzzle over the increasingly strange happenings on board.
Director:
John Mills
Puncher Roberts
Richard Attenborough
Knocker White
André Morell
Marshal
Bryan Forbes
Prof. Evans
Michael Hordern
Capt. Hugh
Ernest Clark
Cmdr. Geoffrey Digby
Harry Locke
CPO Blades
Michael Howard
Joe
Lionel Jeffries
George
Clifford Mollison
Sails
John Le Mesurier
The Marshal’s Aide
Ferdy Mayne
Interpreter
Kenneth Griffith
Sub-Lieutenant
Gordon Jackson
Harry
Martyn Garrett
The baby
Lisa Gastoni
Maria Vespucci
Norma Donaldson
Dr. Bryce
Thorley Walters
Lt. Setley
Duncan Lamont
Master-at-Arms
Cyril Raymond
P.M.O.
Harold Siddons
Whiskers
D.A. Clarke-Smith
The Admiral
Carlo Giustini
First Vespucci Brother
Vincent Barbi
Second Vespucci Brother
Vittorio Vittori
Third Vespucci Brother
Chris Adcock
Seaman
Patrick Allen
Mate
Robert Ayres
American Captain
Vincent Ball
Second Sailor at Dance
Rebecca Birken
Ginny
Aza Caralova
Lady at Dance
Patrick Cargill
Navigation Officer
Tony Castleton
Seaman
Leigh Christian
Marilyn
Dan Cressey
Officer
Michael Dear
S.B.A. Nightingale
Jacinta Dicks
Mama Vespucci
John Forbes-Robertson
Gunnery Officer
Barry Foster
First Sailor at Dance
Jim Henderson
Bartender
Brandon Jones
Bobby
Sam Kydd
Chief Steward
Lori Lethin
Harrigan Logan
Charles Lucia
Rick
Fred Machon
Officer
Colin McKenzie
Officer in Plotting Room
Niles McMaster
Derek
Martin Miller
Paolo Vespucci
Fred Nicholas
Officer
Judith Penrod
Chariene
Roy Purcell
Officer of the Watch
Yvonne Romain
Italian Girl
Marc Sheldon
Executive Officer