In Frankie Howerd's third Up... film it's World War I and he plays Lurk, an absolute cowerd, er coward. He's evading the call-up for all he's worth. But one evening he's hypnotised by a drunken hypnotist (Stanley Holloway) into being brave, but he fails to be released from it. So with his yellow streak gone Lurk is down that army office before you can say "titter ye not." Off to war he goes, mingling with sexy spies like Zsa Zsa Gabor and before long, the spellbound recruit is heading hot-foot back to Blighty with the Germans' plan of attack tattooed on his bum, and the Germans are bringing up the rear...! Full of sauce, knowing real-life references and witty remarks to camera, this is a cheeky incorrigible final instalment.
Director:
Frankie Howerd
Private Lurk
Hermione Baddeley
Madame Monique
Robert Coote
General Burke
Bill Fraser
Sergeant Major Groping
Lance Percival
Colonel von Gutz
Dora Bryan
Auntie Cora Crumpington
Peter Bull
General von Kobler
Jonathan Cecil
Captain Nigel Phipps-Fortescue
Percy Herbert
Corporal Lovechild
William Mervyn
Lord Twithampton
Madeline Smith
Fanny
Stanley Holloway
The Great Vincento
Zsa Zsa Gabor
Mata Hari
David Battley
Midgeley
Nicholas Bennett
Mallett
Michael Brennan
Military Policeman
Veronica Clifford
Velma
Mischa De La Motte
Diplomat
Vernon Dobtcheff
Muller
Kenneth Fortescue
General Burke's Aide-de-Camp
Robert Gillespie
French Officer
Peter Greenwell
Pianist / Accordianiste / Leader of the Orchestra
Derek Griffiths
El Puncturo
Harvey Hall
Military Policeman
Gertan Klauber
Donner
Stanley Lebor
Blitzen
Ingo Mogendorf
Captain Hamburger
Toni Palmer
1st Buttercup Girl
Patricia Quinn
Magda
Linda Gray
Lady Twithampton
Mike Grady
Newsboy
Barrie Gosney
Stage Manager
Bob Hoskins
Recruiting Sergeant
Andy Bradford
Dispatch Rider
Andrew McCulloch
Soldier
Alan Rebbeck
Winking Soldier
Bozena
Frou Frou
Ian Talbot
Soldier at Monique's
Parnell McGarry
Fat Nurse
Leena Skoog
Nurse
Delia Sainsbury
2nd Buttercup Girl
Madhav Sharma
Indian Officer
Lesley Anderson
Buttercup Girl
Judy Gridley
Buttercup Girl
Maggie Vincent
Buttercup Girl
Wendy Lukins
Buttercup Girl
Nicola Rowley
French Girl
Pip Miller
Waiter
Liz Gold
Mademoiselle from Armentieres (uncredited)
Jennifer Guy
Whore (uncredited)
Victor Harrington
British Officer (uncredited)
Sidney Kean
Singing Soldier (uncredited)
Lorna Kilner
Lady Dancing at Ball (uncredited)
Margaret Stuart
Prostitute (uncredited)
John Tatham
British Officer (uncredited)
Joe Wadham
Ambulance Driver (uncredited)
Ron Watkins
British Solider (uncredited)