The journalists at the Onion News Network will do anything to stay at the top of their game. And if they can't find a great story, they'll create one.
Director:
Writer:
Jeffrey Tambor
David Bryant
Christopher Masterson
Sam West
Aja Naomi King
Jillian
William Sadler
Ed Musgrove
Laila Robins
Helena Zweibel
Cheyenne Jackson
Cameron Grey
Mabel L'Ecuyer
Courtney Carter
Jolly Abraham
Abigail
Jodi Applegate Kay
Daytime News Anchor (as Jodi Applegate-Kay)
Charles Techman
Kip O'Rourke
Jonathan Marballi
Terrorist
Harriett D. Foy
Vivian
Jack Gilpin
Archibald Zweibel
James Caulfield
Father Zweibel
Tanner Flood
Kid
Darrie Lawrence
Old Lady
Therese Plaehn
Producer
Michael Crowe
Kidnapper (uncredited)
