Gabe Kaplan

Leland Irving

Bernadette Peters

Rutanya Wallace

Henry Gibson

Maurice Avocado

Al Waxman

Bert Irving

Dave Boxer

Dr. Carl Walburn

Victor Désy

Answering Service Manager

Harry Hill

Pruitt

Monique Bélisle

Paulette

Richard Comar

Customer #1

Greg Van Riel

Customer #2

Sean McCann

Roger

Marilyn Innes

Cocktail Waitress

Elaine Labrie

Punk Rock Girl

Terrance P. Coady

Man in Jail

Gayle Garfinkle

Hospital Nurse

Jazzmin Lausanne

Metermaid

Doris Malcolm

Lady Patient

William Blaylock

Hallway Man

Mary Lou Basaraba

Dr. Walburn's Receptionist

Dave Patrick

Minister

Arthur Corber

Pharmacist

Cid Darrow Dixon

Gunshop Counter Man

Howard Ulley

Bouncer

Jack Creley

Florist (uncredited)

Malcolm Nelthorpe

Surgeon (uncredited)