Jackie Mason

Jack Hartounian

Robert Stack

Chandler Young

Dyan Cannon

Elizabeth Pearce

Dina Merrill

Cynthia Young

Jonathan Silverman

Harry

Brian McNamara

Todd Young

Marsha Warfield

Royette Tyler

Paul Bartel

Jamison

Jessica Lundy

Kate Hartounian

Chynna Phillips

Miffy Young

Randy Quaid

Peter Blunt

Chevy Chase

Ty Webb

Dan Aykroyd

Capt. Tom Everett

Anthony Mockus Sr.

Pierpont

Pepe Serna

Carlos

Michael J. Howard

Tim

Bibi Osterwald

Mrs. Pierpont

Don Draper

Club Manager

Ted Hartley

Club Member

Frank Welker

The Gopher (voice)