Alex Winter

Ricky Coogan

Randy Quaid

Elijah C. Skuggs

Michael Stoyanov

Ernie

Megan Ward

Julie

Keanu Reeves

Ortiz the Dog Boy (uncredited)

Mr. T

The Bearded Lady

Bobcat Goldthwait

Sockhead

John Hawkes

Cowboy

Jeff Kahn

Nosey

Derek McGrath

Worm

Jaime Cardriche

Toad

Brooke Shields

Skye Daley

William Sadler

Dick Brian

Patti Tippo

Rosie the Pinhead

Lee Arenberg

The Eternal Flame

Alex Zuckerman

Stuey Gluck

Ray Baker

Bill Blazer

Morgan Fairchild

Stewardess

Michael Gilden

Eye

Deep Roy

George Ramirez #3

Jon M. Chu

Giant Stuey Monster

Gibby Haynes

Cheese Wart

Pamela Mant

Nun

Sam Raimi

Crooked Cop (uncredited)

Robert Tapert

Crooked Cop (uncredited)