Jacob Handley

The Narrator / Barnaby Clutterbuck

Kris Wilson

The Youngling

Gabriella Shulman

Society President / The Alpha

Keira Pratt-Boyden

The Lecturer

Dionysus Wayne

The Flirting Girl

Bruce Donald

The Post Grad Student

Ben Segneri

Jimmy the Student

Kieran James

The Judgy Flatmate

Aaron Byrne

The Apolitical Pamphleteer

William Simmons

The Alpha Lad

Joshua-James Caldicott

The Vomiting Guy

Aaryan Vinod

Lad

Sophia Schofield

Dancer

Izzy Lloyd

Dancer

Henry Allen-Taylor

Lad

Mariano Aymerich

Dancer