
Bolt, a British linguist, develops a universal language, so he's a sudden sensation and receives a Nobel prize. An ambitious diplomat, capitalizing on Bolt's celebrity, arranges for the U.S. to commission a statue for a London square to honor Bolt's achievement. Bolt's Italian wife, a renowned artist, sculpts an 18-foot nude of Bolt. In a pique, because he's neglected her for years to do his work, she gives the statue a spectacular phallus, telling Bolt that he wasn't its model. Thinking he's a cuckold, Bolt goes on a jealous search for a man matching the statue. The diplomat, too, wants changes in the statue to protect his conservative image. Can art and love reconcile?
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Writer:

David Niven
Alex Bolt

Virna Lisi
Rhonda Bolt

Robert Vaughn
Ray Whiteley

Ann Bell
Pat Demarest

John Cleese
Harry

Tim Brooke-Taylor
Hillcrest

Hugh Burden
Sir Geoffrey

Erik Chitty
Mouser

Derek Francis
Sanders

Susan Travers
Mrs. Southwick

Desmond Walter-Ellis
Mr. Southwick

David Allister
Mr. Westbury

Maureen Lane
Mrs. Westbury

Zoe Sallis
Mrs. Euston

Graham Chapman
News reader

Mario Guizzardi
George French (uncredited)