Bolt, a British linguist, develops a universal language, so he's a sudden sensation and receives a Nobel prize. An ambitious diplomat, capitalizing on Bolt's celebrity, arranges for the U.S. to commission a statue for a London square to honor Bolt's achievement. Bolt's Italian wife, a renowned artist, sculpts an 18-foot nude of Bolt. In a pique, because he's neglected her for years to do his work, she gives the statue a spectacular phallus, telling Bolt that he wasn't its model. Thinking he's a cuckold, Bolt goes on a jealous search for a man matching the statue. The diplomat, too, wants changes in the statue to protect his conservative image. Can art and love reconcile?
Director:
Writer:
David Niven
Alex Bolt
Virna Lisi
Rhonda Bolt
Robert Vaughn
Ray Whiteley
Ann Bell
Pat Demarest
John Cleese
Harry
Tim Brooke-Taylor
Hillcrest
Hugh Burden
Sir Geoffrey
Erik Chitty
Mouser
Derek Francis
Sanders
Susan Travers
Mrs. Southwick
Desmond Walter-Ellis
Mr. Southwick
David Allister
Mr. Westbury
Maureen Lane
Mrs. Westbury
Zoe Sallis
Mrs. Euston
Graham Chapman
News reader
Mario Guizzardi
George French (uncredited)