Billy Bob Thornton

Jasper Woodcock

Seann William Scott

John Farley

Susan Sarandon

Beverly Farley

Amy Poehler

Maggie

Ethan Suplee

Nedderman

Melissa Sagemiller

Tracy

Melissa Leo

Sally Jansen

Jacob Davich

Nedderman's Brother

Tyra Banks

Self

Jack Walsh

Palumbo

Alec George

Young Nedderman

Allisyn Snyder

Scout Girl

M.C. Gainey

Hal - Barber #1

Brent Briscoe

Barber #2

Jennifer Aspen

Cindy the Realtor

Brad Beyer

Jay Elms - Dumb Jock

Joshua Feinman

Marine

Carissa Kosta

Farley Stalker

Googy Gress

Earnest Man

Emily Wagner

Cheery Woman

Lyle Kanouse

Carnie #1

Stephen Monroe Taylor

Oates

Michael Santorico

Waiter at Barone's

Kurt Fuller

Councilman Luke

Lisa K. Wyatt

Housewife

Van Epperson

Carnie #2

Scott Adsit

Cheesy Salesman

Max Van Ville

Pizza Waiter

Alisha Gaddis

Parade Goer (uncredited)

Dave Kuhr

Bookish Guy