Joe Piscopo

Self / Joey / DeNiro / Various Roles

Steven R. Bannister

Cyclops / Steve the attendant

Steven Lambert

Ninja Swordsman

George Wallace

Oprah Winfrey

Keenen Ivory Wayans

Ray the Boxer

Sam Butera

Sam Butera

John Matuszak

Self

Jay Thomas

Announcer

India Allen

What Hath God Roth? Girl

Cynthia Brimhall

What Hath God Roth? Girl

Roxanne Kernohan

What Hath God Roth? Girl

Peggy Kubena

What Hath God Roth? Girl

Pam Matteson

Madonna

Tom Harmon

Tom Harmon

Kimberly Driscoll

Girl on Joe's Harley

Monet Swann

What Hath God Roth? Girl

Teri Weigel

What Hath God Roth? Girl